Findings:
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- what the fuck am I supposed to do?
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- I am the god of fuck!
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Breeders: your children do not make you superior
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
- Do you know where your children are?
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Teach Yourself Scheme: S DOS batch files in Scheme
- The children are all crying in their pens
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
- A woman will do anything if she loves you.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- Fuck it, we'll do it live!
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- I am no longer the youngest
- What to do if a big dog attacks you
- now that I am no longer
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Why do children have to die?
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- Ground rush
- Our children will judge us by our memes
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- no more stupid, i am full
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Those who can't do, teach
- will do (user)
- What do stars do? They shine.
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Card counter
- Am am no prophet
- I am no poet
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- Do What You Will
- See one, do one, teach one
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- What guys do with their penis
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- My kisses, they do not fade
- The goggles, they do nothing
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- B Battery
- Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- I will do science to it
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- Shower Kletic
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- I am no prophet
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I am no longer an EDB refugee
- I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
- It will be good when I am leader
- Do not speak. I am in music.
- I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Depression is a good thing
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I am reading the wall. They are wall-words.
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- what am i here to do?
- What to do if a big cat attacks you
- DoS attack
- i am no one (user)
- Teach Your Children
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Foxes eat their children
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Flax seeds will save your life
- do no harm
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- Now you do what they told ya
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Will somebody please think of the children?
- What to do if a small dog attacks you
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
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