Findings:
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Don't Drink the Water
- If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
- I can see your house from here
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Why don't you drink?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Drink eight glasses of water a day
- I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- Water can
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
- We don't fly there anymore
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Don't waste water
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Water feather
- We Drink War Like Water
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- When water chokes you
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- Don't crash here - Crash over there
- A reason to drink
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Sorry, I don't work here
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't piss here
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Can you drink old beer?
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Don't drink soap! Dilute! Dilute! OK!
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Now is the time when I start: Drink
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Never drink or cook with hot tap water
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Here, the earth and the sky meet; fly high
- The Week Never Starts Round Here
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- Tonic water: A rare commodity here in these parts
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 7: It is a Good Day to Fly
- to fly is for those with feathers
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- Dead Can Dance
- can of corn
- Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
- Yan Can Cook
- coffee can
- Can we all just get along?
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- canned coffee
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
- Canned Heat
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
- True Love Can Wait
- Children can be cruel
- When can it end?
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I can make a bong out of anything
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- murder can be fun
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Chalk can put us on the Moon
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