Findings:

• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have become furniture in your life
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Have you ever thought
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• You, standing
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How could you ever have enough?
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Something that may have changed my life...
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Stoned music memories
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Which Tetris block is the coolest?
• happily ever after
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• person, place or thing
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• evers (user)
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If I ever lose my legs
• All you ever dream
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Just in case you ever wondered..

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