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• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• And God created woman
• To God Be the Glory
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Woman of God
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• You Shall Be as Gods
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Beggars can't be choosers
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be My God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Why Can't This Be Love
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• I'll never be the other woman
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• gods we may be
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• God must be deaf
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If God was willing to let it be
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• A conversation between me and god
• Of Gods and Men: The Cult of Dionysus
• God is a computer programmer
• God Rock
• The phrase 'God is mathematics' is hidden in the digits of pi
• Young Men's Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel Shamharoth Association
• God's Own Medicine
• No God No Master
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• The Kingdom of God
• Therefore, God exists
• God's child_root (category)
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• Touched by the Hand of God
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• God is a real estate developer
• St. Leibowitz & the Wild Horse Woman
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• To do is to be
• A woman and her Cock
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• My Conversation in the Grocery Store with a Woman with a Bleached Mullet
• The Woman of Yen-chou
• The Ten Commandments revised
• More Than A Woman
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Snake Woman (user)
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Cavalier and Young Woman
• I wouldn't be.
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Boys will be boys
• Be My Little General
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Peace be upon him
• Will I cease to be
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Be Green
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• why you should never be a referee
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Come. And be my baby
• Be careful and don't fall down
• There will be no more stories to read
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• i can't find it anywhere
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Can't get you out of my head
• We Can't Dance
• It Can't Happen Here
• I can't feel my legs
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• God of Gamblers
• God and Goddess
• For the love of /dev/god
• My God
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• "God" billboards
• god with a little g
• God vs god
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• Bridge of the Gods
• My God, don't tempt me!
• City of God Book XXI : 2
• Of Gods and Men: Christs of the New World
• Spinoza's Argument for the Existence of God
• God Bless our Native Land
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• God abhors a naked singularity
• How could God let this happen?
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• God Shave The Queen
• Worldwide Church Of God
• The Earth Gods
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• God son (user)
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Kiss of the Spider Woman
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• There was a young woman from Leeds
• That's no woman, that's my husband
• The best kind of bartender
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• music wo-man (user)
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• customer: polite, forgetful woman
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"

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