Findings:
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
- And so, we made sweet love with the weather
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- I used to have so many dreams
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I have lost many things, so many
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- They must have faces
- God must be deaf
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- I love you but I have to let you go
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- So you don't have to
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- To The God of Love
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- Dead people I have known
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- So young and already God is fading
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- People have fucked up before
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- It must have fixed itself!
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I have too many clothes
- Hindu Love Gods
- So help me God
- He tampered in God's domain
- The Dude and God's People
- Our God, He Is Alive
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- May God judge them and bless them.
- May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Let them have Festivas
- Know your pets
- Animals people have sex with
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- love of god (user)
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- How to "Have People"
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I must have waited all my life for this
- I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- It must have rained or something
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Common People
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- You, standing
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
- God's Love
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- God, Love, and the Democratic Process
- God Loves Ugly
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- God made the integers, all else is the work of man
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- The God of our many understandings
- So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
- God must be living in the sea.
- For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- it's God's work to have us fail
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- God loves art
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- god is with them, too
- Small and common and so precious
- The Common Room of the Gods
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- I must have three heads
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- Knots I have known and loved
- Using a command line
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- People want what they cannot have
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Type A blood
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
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