Findings:
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- i have been burning for so long
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- So you don't have to
- Maybe now that I have written this all down I can finally sleep
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I have lost many things, so many
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I used to have so many dreams
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- Blue-eyed people do so have souls
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- All I have left to lose
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Something I Can Never Have
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- You have your work cut out for you
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Woman's Gotta Have It
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- we've come so far and yet not at all
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Head so full my mouth won't shut
- She's Gotta Have It
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I am so clean I am so filthy I am so hollow I am so full of shit
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- All the fairies have gone
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Can I have a light?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- And All That Could Have Been
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- all living things must above all else have hope
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- you can heal? you have to rest.
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- so, it wasn't all for nothing
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- All the burdens so brown and heavy
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
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