Findings:
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Madmen have a world all their own
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
- World's Only Corn Palace
- Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- it's the space between things that allows them to exist
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- Words that only have one context
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- the only comfort we could ever have
- If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
- These papers do not show what I have done
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Let them have Festivas
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Dumb laws
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Outcomes of World War II
- Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- The world used to exist in this empty space
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- The only crime is getting caught
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Only the End of the World Again
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- It's Only a Paper Moon
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- War is only fun on screen
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- I can only save the world on Tuesdays
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
- And neither have I wings to fly
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- institutions have lives of their own
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- My hands have lost their memory
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Long Haired Preachers
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- May Eru have mercy on my soul
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- the Men Behind the Curtain are to a large extent at the mercy of their own illusions
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- War, the world's only hygiene
- Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
- "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
- Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- I was only following orders
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Making paper angles
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- A World Lit Only By Fire
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- you exist only that the information may continue to exist
- Know your pets
- My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
- Lord, have mercy
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Only Angels Have Wings
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
- The Geeks have Inherited the World.
- Dr Pepper imitations
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
- I Have Never Known a World
- Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
- You have the whole world in your hands
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
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