Findings:
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- He smiles but it's not real.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Asperger, you bastard
- Hans Asperger
- Asperger's For the Empathetic
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Good from far, but far from good
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- separate but equal
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt shaft
- Butt weld
- Water butt
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- butt log
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Butted mail
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- cigarette butt
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Mandibular block injection
- answer: all but two
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- It never rains but it pours
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am but a moth before your flame
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Not atheist, but what then?
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- silent but deadly
- equal but opposite
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Fell, But Tried
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- but aren't we all
- Cat Butt
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- But who nodes the noders?
- Nothing but a Wednesday night
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
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