Findings:
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- All he left her was alone
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- making certain he was touching her
- some say he was never here at all
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- He's been places they have not.
- I Thought My Father Was God
- I married him because he was not mean
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- At least he was gentle
- He was found
- He Was Only Joking
- he would have laughed
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- More than he was willing to give
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- That's Just How He Was
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Our God, He Is Alive
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He tampered in God's domain
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He Was a Crook
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- he was a punk poet himself
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- he would have cried
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- Why won't he call?
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- I have no output and I must scream
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Even my faults he adores
- The Man He Killed
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He never returned
- He's Gone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Song of the Sorceress
- Don't Go Out the Door
- He said, expecting the answer no
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- great things he has taught us
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- he'
- I like the way he reads poetry
- he says
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- he who (user)
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Ghosts must have done it!
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- s/he
- hes (user)
- he/she
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Li He
- He Is Born
- Ancient Arrowhead
- He's Jack
- I have no money and I must pay
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- He fled
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- It must have fixed itself!
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- Have you ever thought
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- It was all God's fault
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- He
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- God was created in man's image
- all living things must above all else have hope
- Articles every Everything must have
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
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