Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares

Cynical, cliche response said when someone tries to tell you about a boring pointless anecdote that you couldn't possibly give a flying rat's ass about. Somewhat obsolete now that pay phone calls cost $0.35, but it is still fun to say and flows better than "Here's Thirty-five cents..."

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