Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hermes is protecting the hoboes. Shit, I could have had my heroes be hoboes."

• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• They could have saved Kevin
• you could be asking questions
• you have to be kidding
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It Could Always Be Worse
• And All That Could Have Been
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you have to be close to catch it
• We could all be blind
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• If I could be someone
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Penis for a day
• It could have been me
• I wish I could invent shit
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Could you have danced with me?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Things that could be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• We can be heroes
• you had to be there
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• anyone could be your brand new love
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• She Had to Be Sure
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Astro City #5
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Could I Have Been?
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The best kind of bartender
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• I could have been one of a two
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The mountain could be home
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You could be so delicious
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Could man be drunk for ever
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• painting stars that have come to be
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• painting stars that have not come to be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Germany could not be appeased
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• She could be a businesswoman
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life

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