How do you write like that?

How to defend yourself against a coconut	If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?	It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm	Ceaseless toil and broken dreams are the essence of urban living
Sitting on the back porch, smoking cigarettes and waiting for the apocalypse	Team America: World Police	Vegetarians taste better	I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
Thank you	On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set	Why programmers don't comment their code	ElevenFiftyNine Inquires
Too much bad poetry on E2	Ralph Nader	I like you too	Flocking
Yazza Pistachio	Troll for the Ages	On Writing	urban decay
Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male	nodes	Make Penis Fast!	node

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