Human Fish Nuggets
From the Jesus In A Sidecar album Random Acts of Chinese Food


they've got 'em in a six pack
they've got 'em in a twenty
when you take 'er out to dinner
you can eat 'em with your honey

human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
kick ass

I saw em in D.C.
at a chinese takeout place
wasn't there to be a cannibal
I was there to stuff my face

human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
oh yeah

they had em there in Leutner
straight from the greasy fryin' pan
I didnt want no nuggets
grilled cheese sandwich was my plan

human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets]
human fish nuggets
alright

(oooh human fish nuggets....rock on!)

human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
far out

a wet willy war was waged
before getting on the plane
but when the plane was landin'
I was in some major pain

human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
from space

at the united nations
we sent PEZ up to the chair
and when anyone said dilatory
we screamed and waved our hands in the air

human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
on ice

human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
are nice

human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
human fish nuggets
sung thrice

And now for a note from Modnar who wrote this piece of drek:
This song was inspired by my adventures during a Model UN convention hanging out with the coolest girl in the world.
It's all true. Well, except the false bits.