Findings:

• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Little kids = early acid trips
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Kid, be a kid
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• In praise of little kids
• How to scare a little kid with religion
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Be something... be anything other than this
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• rather be in Philadelphia
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• I Love Little Pussy
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Rather than trying
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I'd rather read a book
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• play dumb
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Be My Little General
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• What can be better than that?
• Rebeca Martinez
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Mean tricks little kids play on each other
• The Wolf and the Seven Little Kids
• a little thought for college kids
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• When we were little kids, running
• i'd rather not
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• A little lower than the angels
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• More to be pitied than scolded
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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