Findings:
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Buddy Holly
- Buddy Rich
- The buddy system
- Bosom Buddies
- Ten-four, good buddy
- Buddy Cole
- Buddy (user)
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- little buddy
- Buddy Cianci
- Buddy Christ
- Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
- drinking buddies
- Buddy Lee
- best buddies
- Lies my biker buddies tell
- Buddy List
- Buddy Hackett
- Bed Buddy
- nugget buddies
- Buddy Jesus
- Chex Muddy Buddies
- Buddy Bolden
- buddy icon
- John Lennon on Buddy Holly
- Buddy Christ (user)
- road buddy
- Buddy Miller
- Buddy Holly and the Crickets
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- Fuck Your Buddy
- Buddy Ryan
- Bonzi Buddy
- My Buddy
- Buddy taping
- buddy burner
- buddy spike
- Buddy Zoo
- Buddy Bell
- Buddy Hall
- Buddy Ebsen
- Battle Buddy
- Buddy Miles
- Martian Buddy
- fuck buddy
- bud buddy (user)
- space buddy
- Buddy sidearm (user)
- Bacon Buddy
- buddy atwood (user)
- cuddle buddy
- good buddy
- dive buddy
- buddy check
- Bud, Not Buddy
- a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
- Laughing at your own mistakes, drinking with your buddies
- My good buddy, Andy T
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 9: Steal My Voice and I'll Steal Your Thunder
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
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