Findings:
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- Up Your Ass
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- things you can't turn into poetry
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- Run and turn into butter
- turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- The smoke turned into rain
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- Watermelon hookah
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- Turn anything into a sound file
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- How to turn any number into a 9
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- turned up
- Turn up the Ska
- Turn up for the books
- Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
- Blowing smoke up your ass
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Driver
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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