Findings:
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- My cat's breath smells like cat food
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I feel like I'm being watched
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- Just Like the Fambly Cat
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- I like my cat
- Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- bad cat
- Cats
- Cat's Cradle
- CAT scan
- cat person
- Eek the Cat
- The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Schrödinger's Cat trilogy
- Schrödinger's Cat
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- cat haters
- Cheshire Cat
- Siamese Cat
- Bill the Cat
- For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
- Cat People
- Gunsmith Cats
- Two Cats on a Roof
- cat litter
- The Cat In The Hat
- Cat Stevens
- a real brrr cat
- The cat's quizzer
- My cat
- Cat's in the Cradle
- cat food
- Fritz the Cat
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Manx cat
- Fat cats
- Cat o' nine tails
- Sea cat
- The Truth About Cats and Dogs
- Cats and dogs living together
- Samurai Cat
- black cat bone
- Canary in a Cat House
- The Black Cat
- cat ears
- Cat (user)
- The many weapons of cats
- The Cat and Venus
- The Cat and the Mice
- The Eagle, the Cat, and the Wild Sow
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Cat 5
- cool cat
- stroke the cat
- Playing fetch with my cat
- Cat's eye
- alley cat
- Swing a dead cat
- Cat's Eyes
- house cat
- 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
- the cat's pajamas
- Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
- Asian golden cat
- African golden cat
- leopard cat
- marbled cat
- fishing cat
- flat-headed cat
- rusty-spotted cat
- Iriomote cat
- Bornean bay cat
- Geoffroy's cat
- pampas cat
- Andean mountain cat
- jungle cat
- Pallas' cat
- Chinese desert cat
- black-footed cat
- sand cat
- cat chow
- Cat and Mouse
- Black Cat Lounge
- The Cat and the King
- The perfect cat toy
- Cat meat
- Terrible things done by geriatric cats
- Cat Religion in Red Dwarf
- How to handle a radioactive cat
- Hobie Cat
- There's more than one way to skin a cat
- Fluffy The Cat (user)
- Cats always land on their feet
- Samurai Pizza Cats
- Nansen cuts the cat in two
- I knew I couldn't build a cat
- cat box
- Bathing cats in the toilet
- Spring-Loaded Cat
- Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
- Top Cat
- twisty cats
- making my cat wear party hats
- Cat Ballou
- Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
- Cat Butt
- Shadow Cat (user)
- Fat Cat
- Cats hate computers
- Three Cat Songs
- My cat's rough beginning
- Cat Commandments
- Mouth full of cat hair
- Dancing with cats
- How to message your cat
- China Cat Sunflower
- How to calm a cat in heat
- On a favourite cat, drowned in a tub of gold fishes
- Hemingway Cats
- Octave Cat
- cat's meows
- The old lady with the cats
- Cat Rapes Dog
- Colon Cat
- herding cats
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- cat box day
- Cats make great alarm clocks
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- Which cat fell off last?
- I am forced to smoke my cat
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