Findings:
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm so tough
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- I'm glad you're here.
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm glad I'm white
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- I'm Glad
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm so sorry
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Can't Hardly Wait
- It can't rain all the time
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- you can't have it both ways
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- I can't get comfortable here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- You Can't See It
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Take It with You
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- canted shot
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- You can't inherit respect
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Spy satellites can't read your license plate
- Can't Come Down
- The Cant
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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