Findings:
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Answering a phone that never rings
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Answering a dead phone line
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Not Sorry
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm sorry for your loss
- Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I'm so sorry
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I'm sorry
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- So. Central Rain
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- Watching the world go by
- The end of the world phone voice
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm not a part of this world
- answering machine
- ApoxyButt's guide to corporate email answering
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Answering Questions About Your Employment at the NSA
- Answering Questions About Your Agency Training at the NSA
- Jean-Paul Sartre's Answering Machine Message
- Latin answering machine message
- all of these questions need answering
- Jeff Murdock's Answering Machine Message
- Answering Dan Dana
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- There are no stars any more
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I was not sleeping anymore
- That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
- It's not the same anymore
- Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Words we can't say anymore
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
- Nobody sends snail mail anymore
- no one listens anymore
- the moon won't shine into my window anymore
- This isn't fun anymore
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- I am not afraid of you any more
- Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Why I will not fly US Airways anymore
- Standardbred
- After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
- anymore
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- Nobody Goes to Earth Anymore
- We don't dig our graves, anymore.
- There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- I Don't Know You Anymore
- I don't love you anymore
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- i can't love you anymore
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
- the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
- Your body is not your home, anymore
- i can't smoke with you anymore
- I will not be late anymore
- I Never Dream of Violets Anymore
- Cannae ye create a nodeshell anymore, laddie?
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Not Home Anymore
- I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
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