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• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I've been completed
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been on the net (user)
• I've been living my life half asleep
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• Once bitten twice shy
• I've frequently not been on boats
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I've been expecting you
• I've Been Tired
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• measure twice, cut once
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I've been shot!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've been a woman for too long
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Once a philosopher, twice a pervert
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I've been working on my homework
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Since I've Been Loving You
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I've got a little list
• The Wild Colonials
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Books I've Read (category)
• once removed
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• Six Emperors At The Same Time III
• Where two roads once diverged
• Kiss me once and never again
• Truth or Dare
• Bikini or thong?
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• More hips!
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• Non-System Disk or Disk Error
• Herbs to recover lost or stolen items
• Wilsonville, Oregon
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• true or false
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• Similarities between Stargate and Atlantis: The Lost Empire- Coincidence or plagiarism?
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• Flavour or presentation?
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• Ready Or Not
• Not from the head
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• homage or satire
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Never node mistakes twice
• You've Been Dumped
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• This has not been an easy year.
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've got mine
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• Write Once, Debug Everywhere
• Where Once Poe Walked
• Once more into the wild blue
• Once Upon a Time in China II
• I had a brother, once
• your name, once I wake up
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Win, Lose or Die
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• Downtown Portland, Oregon
• Curried Fish or Meat
• Dead Or Alive 3
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Half the work, half the pay. Or not?
• Jean-Claude Romand
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• What is a sealed indictment? Or, the case of the missing third Duke lacrosse player.
• Treat... or a trick?
• As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• what she kisses twice
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Things that I've overheard
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• once slept under a mobile telecom eireinn callcard unit
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• Once upon a starry,
• E2 Downtime Scheduled For Once (document)
• every noder was once a normal human
• Red or Blue Pill
• more or less
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Toothpicks: Harmless tools useful in maintaining dental hygiene, or HORRIBLE, DEADLY WEAPONS!?
• This or that?
• econo-pack pricing, or is it?
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Trolling is a form of art
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• Abeochromicon, or the Book of Passed Colors
• Speak English or Die
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• gsn or? (user)
• Twice-cooked cheese soufflé
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My dog has been stolen
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• I've Got the World on a String
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Movies I've Seen (category)
• Kent Montana and the Once and Future Thing
• Once Upon A Time In The Midlands
• Once in a while.
• Portland, Oregon
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• Live Free or Die
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• seven, plus or minus two
• Without fear of wind or vertigo

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