Findings:
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- feline allergies
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- I am so fucking happy
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- i am so random (user)
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I am so an American
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- I am still so lost, I am
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- So help me God
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- So, what's the problem with me?
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Look at me, I am moving on
- So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- You were always so good to me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Don't stand so close to me
- me so cute (user)
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- i require so little to sustain me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Take Me As I Am
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- This is not how I am
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- They are telling me it is time to go
- So much it scares me
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Society made me what I am
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- It will be good when I am leader
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- People smarter than I am.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Gays are great, so she says
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- So How Come
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- so save me (user)
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- So Sue Me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
- How am I doing?
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am reading the wall. They are wall-words.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- why am i me, and you're you?
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
- Automobile tire pressure
- Flax seeds will save your life
- So how did you two meet?
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Oh, so that's how it is
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Me So Horny
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
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