Findings:

• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• When Renny wakes up
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• People have fucked up before
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I am trying to break your heart
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• And then one day you wake up
• I am not making this up
• what am i here to do?
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Shower Kletic
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• If I should die before I wake
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• The worst way to wake up
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• wake up hair
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• your name, once I wake up
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• What do you see when you look up?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Wake up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• So I wake up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• wake up and find her still there
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Ground rush
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• kids grow up too fast
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• The Get Up Kids
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• wake up in a dumpster
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• ...and a wake up
• When you wake up feeling old
• Wake up!
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Wake up... Time to die!
• I can't wake up
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• I wake up so energized
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Can I wake you up?
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Wake up with the king
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
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• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also

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