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I bent my wookiee
(
idea
)
by
pi
Sat Nov 13 1999 at 8:49:29
After
Ralph Wiggum
won the
Springfield Elementary
Diorama competition on
The Simpsons
, he was happily skipping home, until he
tripped
and fell on his
Star Wars
action figures.
He then lamented, "I bent my
Wookiee
!"
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