Findings:
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- You're too good to be human
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Be a model or just look like one
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- I'm Just Me (user)
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- SCIENCE SAYS YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND YOU POUR TOO MUCH MILK IN
- If you're hungry, blame me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- To the world you're just one person
- You're too young to be so old
- College sucked for me too
- My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Rape committed by women
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just Let Me Breathe
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Can't you hear me knocking
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Just don't expect me to understand
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Can't change me
- simple answers make me insane
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Just call me fluffy
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Can't we all just get along?
- You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
- it's just me (user)
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- Me too
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- She just looks at me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- when you're ready to touch me again
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Just Me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Jean-Claude Romand
- People just expect things from me
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- just hold me, and let me weep
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- What happens if you're too nice?
- Too many mes
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- me too (user)
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- It Hurts Me Too
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- you're just a transparent gif in the dark
- Love Me or Leave Me
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Can't Buy Me Love
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- You're like a brother to me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- You're not the boss of me
- "me too" product
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- give me the truth or nothing
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- You're either with us or you're against us
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Bad for me
- Me and Edith Head
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- Help me help you
- You? Me? Us?
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- No Honey Nor Bee for Me
- All around me
- ender will save me (user)
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Tonight You Belong To Me
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- ME ME (user)
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- CHICKZ ME (user)
- Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
- Meš Suš ķ Eyrum Viš Spilum Endalaust
- Tell me a story about brains
- call me hiroshima
- Cant
- The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
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