Findings:

• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Lando was supposed to die
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I was raised by the French government
• We did not know it was a war
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• I do not ask for her secret.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• I was sure it was her
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• In her tomb by the sounding sea
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Did You Fuck Her?
• I do not see her
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Did I do that?
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• It was the least I could do
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Do Her
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• All he left her was alone
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Her name was Natalie
• Where's the kaboom?
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• making certain he was touching her
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• What did you do for your mother today?
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• What was stolen by someone else
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What do I call her?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• When Did You See Her Last?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• It was the right thing to do.
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Down By Law
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire

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