Findings:
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- here, but not here
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- Here Be Dragons
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- Here be Cows
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- How did I end up here?
- What did you mean when you said...
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Here Be Monsters
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- What does it mean to be free?
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Why you should not be mean
- Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- dreaming of anywhere but here
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- Did you mean for it to look like this?
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- When you know things are just meant to be
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Hot pursuit
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Be Here Now
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
- but you wanna be bad
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- What does it mean to be religious?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
- edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
- Ain't nobody here but us chickens
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- You mean the me that you would be
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- In which I attempt more puns
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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