Findings:

• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• What does it mean to be free?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• There is some place I need to be
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• I don't need to be loved by you
• You mean the me that you would be
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Saying what you don't mean
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Why you should not be mean
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• It don't mean anything moves
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• What does it mean to be religious?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• but you wanna be bad
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Don't Be Afraid
• Hot pursuit
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• don't be absurd (user)
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• as X as I Need to Be
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't Be Evil
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Don't be sad
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• A Man Needs To be Told
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• The grass that needed to be cut
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• some day we will all be gone
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't want to be alone
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• There need to be more powers
• Some things that fly there be
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I don't want to be successful
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• All we need is just to be
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.

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