Findings:
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- Grandpa Too Far
- Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
- your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
- Perils of being too good at your job
- Puffing up one's self to appear larger
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- being drunk
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- A Vacation Too Far
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- They grow up. No one told me.
- kids grow up too fast
- I was alone for too long
- every secret thing was made by some one
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I was never any good at maths at school
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Too Far
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- One up
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- The day I realized what being alive was
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
- It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- The beggar who was too rich for my money
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- She was too beautiful to be human
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- I was adored once too
- You take up too much space
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- being a kid was great
- It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I was me before being me was cool.
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- I was very, very drunk
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Too little, and far too late
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- Jean-Claude Romand
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- I was one of those girls
- I remember, there was one
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- And then one day you wake up
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Too loud to pick up that flinch.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- The Wild Colonials
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- The Business of Being Born
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- On Being the one who goes away
- Weekends are far too short
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Close Combat - A Bridge Too Far
- Sunday Too Far Away
- DRM gone too far
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- funny one (user)
- because I have given up any care
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- You have far too much time on your hands
- what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Trompe
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- These go to eleven
- I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Not too far back in time
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- One hour there was sunlight
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
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