Findings:

• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• Jane's Addiction
• addiction
• Internet addiction
• caffeine addiction
• toner addiction
• Sex Addiction
• Tragic: The Addiction
• expert addiction
• The irony of my electric addiction
• addiction vs. chemical dependency
• Amphetamine addiction as a cure for ADHD
• Persons, Addictions and Machines
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• sexual addiction
• =P addiction
• psychological addiction
• art and addiction
• lifelong addiction to Lego
• Sleep as an Addiction
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• information addiction
• gun addiction
• chat addiction
• Religion as a Cultural Addiction
• floating point addiction
• sleep addiction
• DVD Addiction
• How to avoid holodeck addiction
• caffeine, and other addictions
• A perspective in time: mental addiction
• love addiction
• drug addiction
• Addiction and Racism
• Red Bull : A Tale of Addiction.
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• Love and Addiction
• addiction: letter to hospital commissioners
• Religion addiction
• Family secrets, addiction and manipulation
• To recognize addiction
• teens high risk for addiction
• Resources on opioid addiction
• Treating addiction is hard, but treating chronic pain with addiction is harder
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• Tab Addiction
• This or that addiction
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• discovered attack
• The newly discovered erotic works of H. P. Lovecraft
• I discovered a bug in grep on SunOS 5.6
• Is music written or discovered?
• How my wife discovered my homosexuality
• Accidental discovery
• independently discovered
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• Subliminal messages discovered on DVDs!
• missed opportunities and discovered moments
• How mages discovered the scientific method
• How the scientists discovered magic
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• Discovered Check
• Chinese sailors discovered southern Africa
• The day I discovered Nirvana
• two half discovered people, halfway to tears.
• Somehow Love Discovered Me
• Anecdotal Evidence Discovered
• How I Discovered The Secret Bus Schedules
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life

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