Findings:
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- What I have learned from being fired
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Can I have a light?
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- We have learned our lessons well
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- blondes have more fun
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- How we have grown apart
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Something I Can Never Have
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Baptist jokes
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Have you tried rebooting?
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Why males have nipples
- How the mighty have fallen
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Know your pets
- I have no faith in your God
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Let them have Festivas
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- You can't have everything
- Have Blue (user)
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Have a nice day
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- What have you
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I have no complaint
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I have seen the elephant
- Have a buck
- What have you been smoking?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- I have a tricorn hat
- We're trying to have a baby
- you can't have it both ways
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- You have no socially redeeming value
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- We Have Explosive
- She's Gotta Have It
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have you found Jesus?
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- have
- Front porch, what should have been said
- You have a big finger
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- When I have female children
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- institutions have lives of their own
- murder can be fun
- I have no hair
- I have a dream
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