Findings:
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You have no socially redeeming value
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- We had no bait but our tongues
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Californians have no soul
- I have no browser and I must node!
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Atheists have no support group
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I have never felt more alive
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Close, but no cigar
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm alive, I can prove it.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I have no complaint
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- I have no hair
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Where the streets have no name
- I have no faith in your God
- There is no god but God
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I'm not homophobic but...
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Being a dickhead
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Tanks But No Tanks
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- There is no dream but this.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- no ideas but in things
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
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