Findings:

• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• People want what they cannot have
• Know your pets
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People have fucked up before
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• How to "Have People"
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Using a command line
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• worse things have happened to better people
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• People you haven't seen in years
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I have seen the elephant
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Type A blood
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Dead people I have known
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Animals people have sex with
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• sounds like an affliction
• The Horrible Affliction Test
• Robot Affliction
• Lifelong Affliction
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks

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