Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I needed to stretch these limbs anyway. Let's hope the Mace Heads have enough time to dodge this."

• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• This place needs more actual little piggies. Let's begin.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• all of these answers need questioning
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I must have three heads
• let myself listen to these radio songs
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Let there be another next time
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• How could you ever have enough?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I love you but I have to let you go
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• These papers do not show what I have done
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Let The Good Times Roll
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• This place needs more actual tirades. Let's begin!
• Headed East, through three time zones
• all of these questions need answering
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Let's all have an orgy!
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have root on your head
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• In the time you have
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I don't have the time
• Time Enough for Love
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Hope is a powerful light in times of darkness. Even if it's false hope.
• This place needs more insane witch-queens. Let's begin.
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• This place needs more actual users. Let's begin.
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• This place needs more actual housekeeping. Let's begin.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• This place needs more actual discontent. Let's begin.
• list of things
• time stretch
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• time stretches out like frayed rope
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
• Time Enough For Bullets
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Let them have Festivas
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• We have had enough of your beige
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Kids have no concept of time
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Computers have no sense of time
• Long Haired Preachers
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have had enough of Survivor
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• "enough praying, let's burn the flags!"
• Astro City #5
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• When living we have need of Death
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I must have called a thousand times
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• They have taken enough
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Time Enough At Last
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• you have everything you need
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• Dodge D-50
• Dodging the draft
• close enough to perfect
• the Net is not enough
• Not enough information

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