Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I put my bra on one boob at a time and sometimes I mess up and have to call the hospital."

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I must have called a thousand times
• call me garbage one more time
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Do not call up any that you can not put down.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I have one whole anus
• And then one day you wake up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• because I have given up any care
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Words that only have one context
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The one I will still call yours
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• They grow up. No one told me.
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Mess up
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• People have fucked up before
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• is there no one who answers the call?
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• one time password
• How to unclip a bra with one hand
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• One Last Time
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• one time programmable
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• One Time Pad
• Average Call Time
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Long Haired Preachers
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• McLean Hospital and Unit One
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
• One day at a time
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• One up
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• Baby One More Time
• One at a Time
• Sometimes With One I Love
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• These go to eleven
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• One Strand at a Time
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• What time do you call this, then?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Kids have no concept of time
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Computers have no sense of time
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I could have been one of a two
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Have One On Me
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• In the time you have
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have the time
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• anemotis's morning wake up call

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