Findings:
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
- You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Surgeons must be very careful
- Children should be seen and not heard
- must be joking (user)
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Funerals should be a celebration
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Signs must be loud
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- It should not be this complicated
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- God must be living in the sea.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- Why War must be permitted
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- you must be the sponge to be the river
- titles should be approached laterally
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- God must be deaf
- If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Food should not be luminous
- Should I be happy?
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Should I be sorry?
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- What is and what should never be
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Chalant should be a word!
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- How Should A Person Be?
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Attention must be paid
- I should be able to remember your face
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Farmers' Market
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Automobile tire pressure
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- I should be running in the sunshine
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- stupidity should be painful
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Things every child should be taught
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Laundry should be free
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Must be a lesbian
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Names that should never be given to important files
- College football must be preserved
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- AI should be our top priority.
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- No threat should be taken lightly
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- I must die or be better
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- You Should Be Sober
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- The Mountain that Must be Climbed
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- why you should never be a referee
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- This node should be filled with bees!
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Why should we be moral?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Hot pursuit
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
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