Findings:
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- No one can be in two places at once
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- No one can be totally logical
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Hot pursuit
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- We're one, but we're not the same
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- There will be no more stories to read
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Fell, But Tried
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- No place I'd rather be
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- There is no god but God
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Tanks But No Tanks
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- Rebeca Martinez
- My life may no longer be my own
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Dorothy Tries to be Brave
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- but you wanna be bad
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Close, but no cigar
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- no ideas but in things
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- There can be only one
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- No threat should be taken lightly
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Be Polite
- This poem can be put off no longer
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Be a model or just look like one
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
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