Findings:
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- They want me for a focus group!
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- Of course, they were wrong
- They grow up. No one told me.
- I know they are watching me
- They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
- They love me in San Francisco
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- feline allergies
- And They Believed Me!
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- They Were Eleven
- Or were they chords of sun?
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- They asked me to write a letter
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- They inspire me
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- They came together so as to form one whole
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- they carry but they do not understand
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- They are telling me it is time to go
- They had been expecting me
- So much it scares me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- They are all pretty but fading.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- They did so because they believed they could.
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- But what are they really thinking?
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- I was into them after they were hip
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Before they were famous
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- The Fun They Had
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- So help me God
- They Flee From Me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- They think I'm a god
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- They don't touch me the same way
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- You were always so good to me
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- They Don't Want Me
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Simple words, simple dreams
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- They Know Me
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
- They call me Engineer-khan
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- So they caught Santa Claus
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- So they caught George W. Bush
- So they caught Saddam Hussein
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
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