Findings:
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- There is no god but God
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- The light is red, but there is a green arrow
- I'm not homophobic but...
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- With you there is nothing involved but everything
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Not There
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- There is no dream but this.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- but are there horses?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I'm not racist but...
- There but for the grace of God go I
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- /but what was the question?
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
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