Findings:
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- nick can write love poems again
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- you can't have it both ways
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Love Child (user)
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Why Can't This Be Love
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- You can't make someone love you
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Can't Buy Me Love
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- nobody loves a genius child
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
- Can I have a light?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Can real love survive over time
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Any song can be a love song
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- You Can't Have Mary
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- you can't love him anymore.
- i can't love you today
- This is why we can't have nice things
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- How can an atheist have morals?
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- You, standing
- Knots I have known and loved
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- How long have you been in love with her?
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- can the patient make love?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- can till can't
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I can only love a world with empty pockets
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- But can a robot love.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- you put rocks in the bag. you carry it as long as you can. and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't have everything
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- if I can't have silence
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- it's mine, and you can't have it
- you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
- True Love Can Wait
- i can't love you anymore
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- EDB is having my alien love child
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Love Child
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
- Teenage love can suck pretty bad
- Yan Can Cook
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
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