Findings:
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The Ten Commandments revised
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Hot pursuit
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The second chance you give could be your last
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I never thought it would be like this
- Could man be drunk for ever
- Things that could be
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- If I could be someone
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- A whimper would be fine
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- it would be hilarious if only
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- We could all be blind
- Mind without body
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- You could be so delicious
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- That I Would Be Good
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Just to see what it would be like
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- The mountain could be home
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- It Could Always Be Worse
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- I'm going to be a Dad
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Why Can't This Be Love
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