Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If anyone ever again comes into a room and turns on the lights to show me a picture of a crab penis, I will kill them."

• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Tenderly you turn the light off in your room
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• You, there! Come into the light!
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• It kills me to watch them go
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Sylvie and Bruno: Light Come, Light Go
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• crabs
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Sorrow Will Come in the End
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Will I ever know?
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• When will I see you again?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• someday a real rain will come
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Here comes the rain again
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Come Talk To Me
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The South will rise again
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Push Will Come to Shove
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I will never drink root beer again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Tell Me Again
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• If you build it they will come
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Will Night Never Come?
• Truth Crushed to Earth Shall Rise Again
• my day will come (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• Come home with me
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• all your monsters come to me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Only angels come to tend to a single light
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• fooled them again
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• Ebonics began with pirates
• All will be well again in time
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Hard Tack, Come Again No More
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• The Eagle Will Rise Again
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Come fly with me
• There Will Come Soft Rains
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Morning Will Come
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• In the room the women come and go
• Liver, come back to me
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• What in the world has come over me
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Dont come near me (user)
• I shall whisper words into your skin for a thousand nights to come
• At midnight I will come to steal you away
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• (Come get me).
• Dont come near me. (user)
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Come to Me
• Come Pick Me Up
• to come out of the dream with a shard of light
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• when you're ready to touch me again
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• something terrible comes over me
• me, now and again

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