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• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Running toward the edge
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I should be able to remember your face
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• How To Be Funny
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• Goops and How to be Them
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Easier to be gay
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• How to be a Better Person
• It will be good when I am leader
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• How to be a terrible customer
• How to Be Alone
• Bound To Be Read
• It is better to be thought a fool
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• How to be a badass
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How to be a Canadian Male
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• Much like what music wants to be
• How to be a geek
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How to be a fuck-up
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• How To Be Good
• I am blind when I want to be
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• How to be a good evil villain
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to request that a writeup be deleted
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• How to be a lardass
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When shall I be free?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• How Should A Person Be?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• How to be monstrously shallow
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to be an improv musician
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Automobile tire pressure
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• How to be an asshole
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• how to be a friend
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Be cool in college
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How to be telekinetic
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• How to be invisible
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• How the Moon Came to Be
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• On the comet there will be much pie
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• How to be a troll
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• How the Internet Came to Be
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• How the Sun Came to Be
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• How to be anonymous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• How to be a street musician
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.

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