Findings:
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
- it's just me (user)
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Just to see what it would be like
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- please take me to see my mother
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- just hold me, and let me weep
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- See Me Through Part II
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- She just looks at me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- My northerliness allowed me to see bears
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- People just expect things from me
- If you could see me cry
- Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Love Me or Leave Me
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- the very fact that i cannot see your eyes is what burdens me
- See? It likes me!
- Just Me (user)
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Be a model or just look like one
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Just call me fluffy
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- give me the truth or nothing
- I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Just Empty Every Pocket
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- See Me, Feel Me
- my secret made me very happy
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Not just a happy ending
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- You can see right through me
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Just Let Me Breathe
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- What the dust told me
- Me and Jesus
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- mes (user)
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- Mom Needs Me For the Silliest Things
- banana slug
- Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
- banana soup
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- Fried Banana Slugs
- 54-40 or fight!
- Coffee and bananas
- Happy Meal
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Happy New Year
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
- happy horse shit
- El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
- The Happy Quarter
- Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
- Happy Metal
- A boy named Ben
- Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- we will become a happy ending
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- fish or cut bait
- Give In, Or Give Up
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
- just a night
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
- Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
- You, standing
- Everything you just read is bullshit
- Just world hypothesis
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- We Just Disagree
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Just beyond the shadows of depression
- Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose
- Just us, my flame and I
- Robosexual or what?
- Just A Piece_root (category)
- It's just a goddamned piece of paper.
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- swollen pockets
- I'm just talking about Shaft
- Heisenberg's Feta, Chicken and Spinach Pockets
- Old men never die, they just spout poetry
- Pocket Bacon
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Long time no see
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