Findings:
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- It can be cold in the dark
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How long can you hold your breath?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- How to be a terrible customer
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- Automobile tire pressure
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- There can be only one
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be an asshole
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- There are times when they seem to be right
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Tarragon chicken
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- What can be better than that?
- We can be heroes
- Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- We Can Be Together
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- how to be a friend
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- How to be a troll
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Why we long to be American
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- The end will be a sellout
- TV can be a good thing
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- How to be a good evil villain
- Be all that you can be
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Expensive foods can be worth it
- Knowledge can never be certain
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Exes can be good things
- University students can be really stupid
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
- How to be telekinetic
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- How the Moon Came to Be
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Be cool in college
- Why procrastination can be productive
- I am blind when I want to be
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Goops and How to be Them
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Valour can be brown
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- How To Be Good
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
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