Findings:
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Spooner or Later
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- sooner or later
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
- More hips!
- Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
- Perspectives on Martyrdom, Sacrifice, and Spectacle: III. The Accursed Share, Economy or Decay?
- Bikini or thong?
- indulgence or indictment
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- Lila or a Lie
- Either/Or
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- -or
- St. John's or St. John?
- Queen or country?
- Glen or Glenda
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- Squid or Sailor?
- Ten stars or so
- Now or Never
- Potential or Reality?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- male or female
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- 54-40 or fight!
- Man... or Astro-man?
- paper or plastic
- Trick or treat
- Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Is electricity lazy or smart?
- Is this the last four years or what?
- Cooking for One
- To Stir or Not to Stir
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- In my craft or sullen art
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- I may or may not have been naked
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Be a model or just look like one
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
- Bobby Orr
- Portland, Oregon
- My country, right or wrong!
- To be or not to be
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- Truth or Dare
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Is language innate or learned?
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- Pair or Single
- Sew or Staple?
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- any way, shape or form
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- believe it or not
- island or lake?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
- or what?
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- When writers use Latin
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- Your Money or Your Life
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Exclusive Or
- or
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- Your place or mine?
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Bad command or file name
- and/or
- Red or Blue Pill
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Skate or Die
- Dead or Alive
- Jan Ors
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Technological or Media Determinism
- more or less
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Take it or leave it
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- Let's not, and say we did
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- Live Free Or Die!
- What did Jesus look like?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Our way or the highway
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- Opening champagne or sparkling wine
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Working hard, or hardly working?
- Spit or swallow?
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- shift left (or right) logical
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