Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Easier to be gay
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• To do is to be
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Glitter and Be Gay
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Glad to be gay
• Choosing to be gay
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Duke, let's go do some crimes
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Who took my beer and gum? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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