Findings:
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- kill -XCPU
- I could've killed my father
- Solving a maze
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Know your pets
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Why not just kill yourself?
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- How to kill a Sim
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Humane octopus killing
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Kill two birds with one stone
- They killed our Lord
- Today I kill my child
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
- Kill City
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
- Kill, Quakers, Kill!
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- I kill microbes for a living
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- Kill Rock Stars
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- The Man He Killed
- This machine kills fascists
- spermicide kills
- High Time to Kill
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
- kill -11
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- kill -9 -1
- kill dash nine (user)
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Kill Your Idol (user)
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Kill Doctor Lucky
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- That which does not kill me...
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- One Case One Kill
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Red touch yellow kill a fellow
- What we think we know can kill us
- Bikini Kill
- Kill the Poor
- kill word
- One Shot One Kill
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Let's Get Killed
- Someone please kill me
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- Kill a rap
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- kill file
- Licence to Kill
- kill -PIPE
- computers kill kids
- I will kill you if I can
- Please Kill Me
- Kill Zone
- To Kill a Dead Man
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- Killed in Action
- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
- How to kill an eel
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- Fresh Kills Landfill
- Cars Kill Fish
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Apologies to the mouse I killed
- Who Killed the Jews?
- CDs Killed Album Art
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
- When you kill people they die
- Thou Shalt Not Kill
- Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Kill My Landlord
- It kills me to watch them go
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- Kill Devil Hill
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- How Prom nearly killed me
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Kill Yourself
- A little child could never kill this clean
- kill -9
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Kill time before it kills you
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Kill Your Television
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- A View to a Kill
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Kill your sampler
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Kill 'em All
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Kill Yr Idols
- I killed a pigeon
- I think I killed it
- Gravity Kills
- kill -BUS
- Smoking can kill you
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- kill -KILL
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Why does Man kill?
- Kill the rich
- How to kill a clown
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Society killed evolution
- I Love to Kill
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- kill -9 dueling
- A Time to Kill
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Camp Kill Yourself
- how my computer nearly killed me
- I would kill my mother
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Accidental death odds
- Killed By Death
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- Kill
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Meat Kills
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