Findings:

• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Making a decision about a life
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• The truth about life
• Don't tell me about her
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You Bring Life to Me
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Stoned music memories
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• O Me! O Life!
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Bring Me to Life
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• The life train left without me
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't think about it
• I don't care about the air
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about trains
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about brains
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• small intimate talk about nothing
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• customers don't trust me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't stand so close to me
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Tell me a story about rains
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about mains
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• show me what the world is all about
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Just don't expect me to understand
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't call me white
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Tell me about your secret places
• So why talk about politics now
• O tell me the truth about love
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Tell me about my contradictions
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about drains
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• When to talk about religion
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Tell me a story about plains
• Can We Talk About This?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?

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