ma'am

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(person) by henry flower (23.7 hr) (print) ? (I like it!) 2 C!s Fri Sep 02 2005 at 17:11:03

the sales girl glows with earnestness
and lets me know
that im an hourglass.
pardon me?
i wonder how this tender sapling found the cheek
to wind her barb.
she means the shape of course and not the time
but bit by bit i feel the pieces drop away.
would a handstand stem the slide?
should i bear these hips at shoulder height,
become a clown as well as a matron?
im the egg and not the timer
but something in the green of her eyes tells me im already overdone.
boiled this hard who needs a shell?

(definition) by Webster 1913 (print) Sat Jan 14 2006 at 5:46:35

Ma'am (?), n.

Madam; my lady; -- a colloquial contraction of madam often used in direct address, and sometimes as an appellation.

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chaos

Madam	apostrophe	punctuation	Capitalization
I'm	dance of the republik	IM	three absurdities
Surviving a long-distance plane flight	corruption	Give a flying fuck	Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
Customer service	George Papadopoulos	Alex Karras	NO MA'AM
Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery	Mom	Bump	Crazy lady
Touch the Puppy	Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!	Webster	How do you know a girl wants to smooch?

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