From the side warning panels of a "Flying Goku" (Dragonball Z) child's toy. Apparently, this toy has a little motor inside it that, when strung up from a ceiling or other high fixture, makes it "fly" in circles. This is the exact translation from the original packaging, typos and all. It kinda reminds me of the "All your base" stuff we're all so familiar with, to say nothing of that whole "The Angry Raisins" incident Mr. Steinbeck was so fond of talking about. And I hear that you can put your weed in it.
Saiyan Wield Ways and Means!!
setting pre ceiling of way and means
1) with appertain rotor of screw setting pre ceiling on the under standing that screw no wield. May wield two-faced pressboard securing. wied pre to begin with wiping ceiling of bilge dasto.
2) Thread of length need half as many again as tad.
3) Open toy of batteries shuck. Verification batteries, +,-whereafter stow down to a certainty need locknat lest take place accident.
4) Hook through toys apside of hole.
5) Needs swithes shoving NO, for pre arrows specifying or orention shoving. Pack it up time, withbold toy pate, need switches shoving OFF.
WARNING!!!
* Prythee no sport with stingy or play asperity game. Winding finger have got bloodstream not wallk. Through of peril.
* Tad disport of time grown man tatelage.
* Till the cowcomes home. Wield toys damage, burn-in prythee wind to a close wield.
* Give attention to open/close toys, therefore take place peril. for instance slipup batteries wield result in the emission of heat rupture liquid. vent itself prythee pay attention.
* Play at sith to a certainty bolt up power supply fetch out batteries.
* Batteries no electification dissolution.plunge ioto aquaor fire.
* Not trust for tad batteries lest in advertent eat off. In the event of accident without loss of time plythee pillroller tuke order with.
May pre house the seamy side volitation!!!